Shmeat Loaf

What is Shmeat Loaf?

1.

when a guy has a small penis which is all crusty,scabby and rotting

hannah:i almost fucked callum last nite

dylan: why didn't you

hannah: hes got a fucking shmeat loaf

dylan:ewwww

See crust, gross, cock, rotten

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