Shmeckelkecker Edit Meaning

1. Someone who pretends to be super hot online by using another persons photos, but in real life is a fatty. I met this girl on myspace an..

1. To poke a half-asleep or sleeping victim with ones morning wood. As I was stretching after just waking up, I poked my sleeping girlfrie..

1. a females menstration period. "I cant fuck that bitch now cz of her cuntchup." See pms, bitches, cunts, whores, blowjobs..