Shmeebs

What is Shmeebs?


1.

man tits

holy shit look at the shmeebs on that guy

2.

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

See toco

3.

Mammaries. Female breasts. Jumper puppies.

"Look at the shmeebs on that baby!"

4.

Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!

"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"

See underwear, knickers, boxers, tangos

5.

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

See Master Bates

6.

Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"

Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."

See Annie


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