What is Shmeek?
1.
To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.
"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"
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2.
To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.
While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter
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3.
mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful
the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world
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4.
A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.
That guy is a Shmeek.
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