Shmeek

What is Shmeek?


1.

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

See blaze, smoke, toke, 420, weed, marijuana, bong

2.

To take something unknowingly from the owner, often times from right under the former owners nose.

While the bartender looked away, I managed to shmeek a bottle of Hennessey from behind the counter

See shmock, sh

3.

mellow, simple, a little sheepish, a little meek, but at the same time, cool, calm, collected & insightful

the shmeek saxaphonist played his music into the night, without a care in the whole world

See relaxed, smooth, shy, subtle, slick

4.

A person who believes they're cool and enjoys expressing their coolness, either verbally or physically, to those around them even though they're clearly not cool; or don't in any way match the persona they've created for themselves.

That guy is a Shmeek.

See phony, fake, idiot, loser, poser, shmeekster


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