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Buying something nice for your girlfriend/wife/mistress with the specific intent of obtaining blowjobs.
Dave: So i heard you bought Ste..
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a jenny craig moment is when a bunch of drunk people start getting all emo and stat sharing there feelings.
*wile sobbing* guy:"do..
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You and your friends hide in a cupboard and jerk off to another friend who's pulled a munter. You then race out making cawing sound..