What is Shmeetard?
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A cross between someone who is retarded and a she man. A retarded hermaphradite.
Tommy is a shmeetard.
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a incubus loving, beach going, mindless self indugence eating, sandal wearing, day dreaming, currupt, skanking, pool sharking, shroom loving person. A.K.A shmee, shmeeshroom, casey, kateyraidy, caseyrae. this person is trippy as shit. will out surf your whole family. will kick your ass into next year. then find you and love you till your better. sometimes says things that makes no sense on the outside, but with further inspection makes all the sense in the world.
there is only 1 shmeetard. she is her own example.
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the most funny, caring, patient, loving, sweet, amazing man you could imagine.
also: great in bed.
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