What is Shmeez?
1.
Smoking weed
I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.
2.
Noun or Verb-(N)A slang term meaning Marijuana, mostly used in the Tri-State Area Yeshiva community. (V) The act of getting high.
(N) I just bought some shmeez, now lets pick a movie.
(V)Pack the bowl so we can shmeez already!
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3.
to smoke pot
You wanna shmeez?
Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?
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4.
Generally means dirty or grungy, however, this word uniquely can be added to the end of any restaurant chain even if that restaurant is not dirty. No one is quite sure of its language of origin or any rootwords that may constitue this noun and adjective.
"Hey Brandon, are you going to ArbShmeezy's or Wendshmeezy's?"
"No Josh, I think I'm going to go to 'Eat N Shmeez."
Our school is really shmeezy.
5.
Getting screwed over on something.
geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!
6.
In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".
Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."
