What is Shmeg?
1.
can be used to describe something when you can't think of another word. it can be but is not limited to substituting the word cum.
YOU"RE A SHMEG.
Go shmeg urself
I think i misplaced my shmeg
2.
the little peices of weed at the bottom of a bag that are too small to do anything with.
"do you wanna smoke a bowl?" "sorry man, all i have left is some shmegs"
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3.
Shmeg - a mixture of rotting/decaying vegetable wastes left behind on either a disply sign, or the racks on which food is kept in the produce department of supermarket store.
Believed to have been first used by Kent; the asshole owner of true value foods on quadra island.
"Hey _____(insert name), if you could clean up that shmeg from the sign that would be stellar"
"This prep counter is covered in schmeg, make sure you wipe it off before you leave today and you'll be stylin."
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4.
semen, the product of male ejaculation; a coarse phrase for cum.
that man just shmegged in my mouth!
5.
secretion of the male reproductive organ, a slang for semen; also known as cum.
when billy masterbates, he gets shmeg all over the place.
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