Shmelk Edit Meaning

1. A condition that some MEN and only Men possess. Often mistaken for Genetal Herpes or Genetal Warts. A ring of small bumps will be found ..

1. noun. any instance of good-looking women on television, during televised sporting events. While watching the soccer game, there was to..

1. The act of jizzing in someones ears while they are sleeping or passed out. I think i may have gave that ho egyptian earmuffs last night..