What is Shmelkin?
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The same thing as a blumpkin but the girls friend/sister is on nut duty, either with the hands or in the mouth.
guy #1; "Dude you will never believe what happened last night!"
guy #2; "Quit acting like a milky licker and TELL ME!"
guy #1; "Ok! I was sitting on the throne, you know punching a grumpy, And my wife came walking in and offered me a blumpkin, so I was like fuck yeah!!! Then her friend came in to see what was going on and she went straight to the balls and it was a fuckin full fuckin blown SHMELKIN!
guy #2 "fuck off!"
guy #1 "swear"
guy #2 "NICE"!!!!!!!!
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Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.
He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.
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The first movie of Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles to be made, and by far the best.
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