What is Shmelt?
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a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey
Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.
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2.
A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.
Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.
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3.
A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.
A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.
Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted
I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!
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a term meaning "totally cool," or "sweet," or the opposite of "yag."
also see, titf.
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The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disea..
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That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.
May also accumulate on mice.
Man I hate my..
