What is Shmelt?
1.
a brutal hockey player someone who is a duster or is really bad at hockey
Matt Glowa is a shmelt and never plays cause he sucks.
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2.
A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.
Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.
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3.
A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.
A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.
Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted
I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!
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