Shmeltz

What is Shmeltz?


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A redheaded vagrant often found in 1) dumpsters, 2)a cardboard box on the corner of sheridan rd, 3) Miami Beach. Creator of the fudgelito. Originally hails from boo city, iowa, where he was raised by rufus.

Dude, shmeltz hasn't fucking showered in 3 days. Amazing.

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