Shmems Edit Meaning

1. The sound that accompanies the act of kicking an individual schquarely in the Jimmy. The act of kicking one in the Jimmy itself is comm..

1. When you shoot a rope of semen that bullseyes betweens the chicks(or mans, i dont disgriminate) eyes Dude, I totally hit a Flying Fairb..

1. The act of abstaining from getting a haircut for an indefinate period. Used by men and women alike, it could be considered an artisan ex..