Shmems Edit Meaning

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..

1. gross older man who's tryin' to get the hook up from some young hottie! I was kickin' it in the store and some uncle cre..

1. Another way for saying penis, this way bigs up the ego and makes the girls wanna say hello to johnny. If the penis is small see 'St..