Shmerg

What is Shmerg?

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

See suction, sticky, shmerglin, jiz, sucky, sweat, sex, cum, belly

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