What is Shmerger?
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The act of sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, grabbing his cock and balls in one swift grasp screaming SHERGER!
Oh Billy, I was walking last night when leeroy jumped from a tree and shmergered me so bad that yammed in my pants.
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Sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming SHMERGER! This is the ultimate ball tap.
Leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my cock and balls while screaming "SHMERGER!" then before I could regain my manhood he was gone.
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n. i am not lying; i am telling it like it is
man, u'se a playah. and i isnt comin from da south with dat!..
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Onomatopoeia for excessive vomiting.
Chet: "Dude Player, you drank way too much last night!"
Player: "OM VOM VOM!"..
