Shmerger

What is Shmerger?


1.

The act of sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, grabbing his cock and balls in one swift grasp screaming SHERGER!

Oh Billy, I was walking last night when leeroy jumped from a tree and shmergered me so bad that yammed in my pants.

See yams, dick, cock, balls, bitches, leeroy

2.

Sneaking up on your buddy like a ninja, firmly grasping his genitalia and screaming SHMERGER! This is the ultimate ball tap.

Leeroy jumped out of a tree last night grabbing my cock and balls while screaming "SHMERGER!" then before I could regain my manhood he was gone.

See ball tap, dick, balls, rusty trumbone, manhood


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