What is Shmerkin Ur' Gerkin?
1.
jerkin your plirkin; all up in your flirkin; also nuirkin your glishirkin could be translated to "isolated self manipulation of ones genitals" founded in 1850 by world renowned explorer Sir Edward Lithius Longfellow Shmerkin; while stranded in isolation on an east african island he had to "shmerk his gerk" in order to pass the days.
Domo! are you shmerkin ur' gerkin? i asked as he sat all alone in the cold dark corner.
See
Random Words:
1.
To deliver a verbal assault that leaves it's intended victim emotionally devastated...much like a gunman with a 9mm clip.Often hear..
1.
to take a used condom and swallow the contents, especially when the sexual act which produces said contents is of the oral variety.
&qu..
1.
over-indulgent, fast-food consumer
a figure spoilt by consuming too much fast food could be described as "chipwrecked"
See f..
