Shmerkle Edit Meaning

1. When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap. Frank is so fat, his dick shiel..

1. Eyes that are way too damn close together. (Close-Eyes) Peter: OH MAN, look at Greg's cleyes!!! They're fucking so close!!! H..

1. A storage device much better than a stupid drawer. it also houses the stickiest sticker of all. I stored my friend Steph in the droor. ..