Shmerkle Edit Meaning

1. the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo. Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of sh..

1. Playing snooker in the dark in a locked room until someone comes along with the key and releases the survivor. You've fucked my mo..

1. A term commonly used for a couple of people who tend to be smug asses, or think they know everything. The two most subjected people to t..