Shmernie Edit Meaning

1. F***ing ugly. So ugly that "ugly" won't describe. I thought she was pretty after 10 beers, but when I woke up the next d..

1. To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as i..

1. An event involving running that is bound to be super duper fun *sarcasm* 1. "Erika, you should totally come to my track meet today..