Shmert Edit Meaning

1. One who wears leg garments above the naval region. Most middle aged mothers are kamaphidites. See hipsters, granny panties..

1. When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just ..

1. Dreadlocks in the Gothic or Rock fashion. Typically dyed with two-tone or multi-colors. Can be real, or hair extensions. Tripp Eisen, e..