Shmert Edit Meaning

1. A very large/wide dick. As round as a Victoria's Secret Body Double Mist bottle. Damn, his Victorias Secret bottle really made me ..

1. The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze. "Mate, I've just been beer banking and we&..

1. 1) Often used on oneself by accident when they think they know more than someone else, when clearly they do not. In many cases the indiv..