What is Shmickles?
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Usually a scally hailing from the city of culture of Liverpool. Has curly hair and a moustache and needs to be educated. Often mistaken for a builder and kicked out of 24 hour study places
Guard: No Shmickles, you a builder
Shmickles: No honestly i've got a stoody card
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