What is Shmiel?
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supposedly the kurdish word for moustache, but is applicable in almost any english-speaking situation, as long as it sounds natural.
frequently used as a substitute for penis.
first used in a high school spanish classroom as a method of annoying a teacher. said teacher subsequently banned use of said word, rendering method a complete success.
what the shmiel?
get that shmiel away from me!
you son of a shmiel!
his shmiel is way too close for comfort.
that's shmieltastic!
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