Shmig Dick

What is Shmig Dick?


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the morning-after effects on one's penis after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your penis falling off

yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig dick!

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