What is Shmiget?
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an extremely small midget often mistaken for as a freak of nature who looks like a tyke but has the face of a 70 year old man and when you see him it will usually be at a festival from a tribe of dancing unicorns in the night of which the world will end
Did that fucking shmiget attack my wife who was just about to get ass fucked from behind
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