Shmily

What is Shmily?

An acronym for the phrase, "See How Much I Love You".

written in the fog on the bathroom mirror when your spouse is showering. He/She finds the sweet message, "SHMILY".

see how much I love you

see above

Muffin Masher

1. In this context Muffin means Pussy or Vagina. The Masher is another female who rubs their Pussy " muffin" against the afore me..

Rosterbate

1. when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful. Dude OMG I rosterba..

Gay Balls

1. euphemism for being completely useless. where in an exclusively homosexual relationship, the reproductive section of the male anatomy l..

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