What is Shmingle?
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slang - A person who is single but is on the lookout for a new boyfriend/girlfriend by mingling.
Person 1: "so are you in a relationship?"
Person 2: "nope, i'm shmingle"
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a fat whore who has shingles and small, hot boobs.
your mom is a shmingle.
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3.
Shingles-struck Averill Park girls. Usually having delightfully small boobs with high kinetic energy.
"That Samantha girl is such a shmingle!"
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a farming implement. Very satisfying to pronounce when said with a Somerset or farmer accent.
"I've got a brand new comboine ..
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Much like Fucktastic but used sarcastically.
The designer of this GUI did a fucktastical job...
