Shmist

What is Shmist?


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A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.

Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.

See fart, shart, follow through, shit my pants, poo, anus


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