What is Shmite?
1.
this word is the a combination of she might. it means that there is a possibility that she (a girl) is going to do something. in essence, she might do something. lets all hope she does it.
i heard shmite get laid by me tonight.
shmite like me back, shmite not. that is the question
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2.
1. everyday workload requests, commonly associated with a service industry profession (like a call center)
2. the substance that is sometimes found on the floor in plankeville
1. "hey...did you see the shmite that joel's dealing with right now?"
2. "hey...did joel leave that shmite in plankerville?"
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