Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Queefburger

1. n. (slang) An insult coined from the term queef (which refers to a vaginal fart) which is used to insult those with questionable or poor..

Childbirth Dump

1. A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool i..

Minstrelry

1. To attack with minstrels unto the point of orgasm - romantic revelry to music (never revels however). When those of noble countenaunce a..

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