Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Miserable Bastard

1. A person who behaves in a selfish, self centred, lazy or miserly way; a killjoy. Can be strengthened by adding fuckingas an adjective: ..

Glounther

1. A glounther (originally)is someone who sniffs the saddles of womens bikes. Has developed - can now include seats, sheets or underwear. ..

Beaver Purse

1. Another word for vagina. Can I put my keys in your beaver purse? See beaver, purse, vagina, luggage, keys..

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