Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Mcjeffed

1. To be so hammeredthat you have to hold onto the floor so you dont fall off it. Usually cannot remember it in the morning/afternoon follo..

Jakalaka

1. A crazy looking, tie die rock that looks like a piece of crap. Coale is a jakalaka..

Green-inkers

1. Ones who is ever-so-gently affected. Back in the day green-inkers was all of a one; Innit only gayos was using green-inking biros? B..

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