Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Underwear Pretzel

1. The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamp..

Bleatch

1. Snoop Dog's way of saying Bleach. Gotta add yo bleatch fo dem whities. 2. To give some one a continuous hits by using your shoul..

Texpo

1. A text TYPO. Bob: "Hey joe! i am at good, can you pick me up?" Joe: "You are where?" Bob: "Sorry, texpo. I m..

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