Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Convo-closer

1. A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them. This could be due to an abundance of windows in t..

Googlemin

1. When you have nothing to do at work except surf the net looking for dumb shit Mark "Hi Andrea, what did you do at work today?"..

Chim Chillen

1. Hanging or maxing out whether it be alone or with friends I was chim chillen with molly eating some lentil soup. See chim, chimmy, chi..

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