Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Kabloded

1. Past tense for passing bodacious amounts of gas. Damn bitch, dat you jus kabloded in yo pants...

Towel Day

1. On the 25th of May, fans of the late Douglas Adamscarry a towel with them throughout the day to pay homage to author's genius. The..

Gitvicious Mellisha

1. A gang or mobof local youths standing around with nothing to do but get drunk on cheap booze and making a mess of the local area,causing..

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