Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Haterism

1. Displaying hate for the next individual success as a result of ones own short commings. Yo, cuz. Your bitch chose me so there's no..

Out Of Jail Card

1. It is your `ace up your sleeve` when getting into an unwanted situation. Your hidden strength, or useful excuse. An out of jail card l..

Anal Jacob

1. A spirited fisting of the rectum of a partner of the same sex. I was so drunk last night that I gave him the old anal jacob. See anal,..

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