Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Phlooge

1. A failed ejactulation-esp. air shooting out of the head of the penis instead of sperm. My bitch left me because all I could do was phlo..

Highzine

1. Pushbike Riding, Softcore and Offensive language. Singlespeeds are encouraged, XC is not always mocked, Jumpings for the cool kids, and ..

Itn

1. Internet acronym meaning "I think not." "You know you want to show Gabe that picture of all the penises." "IT..

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