Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Reckonmendation

1. A recommendation which starts with the words "I reckon you should..." I reckon you should stfu thetron..

Union Worker

1. A totally self-contradictory term. A fiction created by labor unions. Tax Payer 1: I don't understand how that guy pays his bills..

Nyet

1. the word "no" in russian Bob: are you straight? Sally: nyet!..

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