Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Viennese Oyster

1. The visual presentation of a woman's vulva when the legs are lifted behind the ears. Those asian chicks sure don't mind doin ..

Vixenita

1. A talented Rock Band vocalist, who has FC'd rock band 1/2 and many dlc. She is known for her huge obnoxious tits. Capable of knocki..

Kiss Ass

1. suck up Shut up you kiss ass! See Blair 2. Someone whose head is so far up his/her superior's ass, they could wear him as a hat..

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