Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

W.p.p

1. Stands for Wet Pandy Pussy... when someone works out and does not shower, giving them a disgusting aroma! Guy #1: "Didn't you..

Asshole-elousy

1. When someone does something in a manner such as an asshole would do. Mike's asshole-elousy became apparent when he kicked me in th..

Gangsta Sniffer

1. (n) jock sniffer + gangsta Someone, usually white, who hangs out with gangstas or blacks, thinking it will make them look cooler. Some ..

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