Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

On Them Drinks

1. disorientation caused by drinking Watchman keeps forgetting what he just did because he's always on them drinks. See drunk, intox..

'tebay

1. Slang for eBay. From Yorkshire dialect. I'm gonna have a look on 'tebay See ebay, tebay, selling, action..

20 Foot Rule

1. When a girl looks hot from a distance, but when you see her at 20 feet or less, she turns out to be butt ugly. Usually leads to ackward ..

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