Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Zem

1. The name of all matresses. "My name is Zem." "We are all called Zem." See your name here 2. them...with a frenc..

Twitterlingus

1. Flirting via twitter as a pretext for sex. We were totally into twitterlingus long before we meet in real life. See flirting, chatting..

Peer Jury

1. a bunch of goodie goodie kids that take responsibility way too seriously like to be in a group that can sentence kids to detention cent..

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