Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Ysaihy

1. Acronym for "you suck and I hate you". Only to be used in severe situations where "ILY" does not apply. "shit,..

3-8

1. 3-8 is supposed to look like butt sex. 3-8 is so deliciously amazing. See anal, butt, sex, butt sex, ass..

Too Small 2b Tall

1. when he's over six-feet with a littlle 6 inch or less. I thought he'd be way bigger than that, damn I was wrong he's jus..

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