Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Authenticating

1. One of the cruelest punishments ever bestowed upon man to this day. Oh my, it seems the server has crashed. I'd better log back in..

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1. KC2THU - Assigned to Cthulhu when he passed his ham license test. I worked Cthulhu on 20 meters last night. He used his new callsign of..

Nackle

1. Table salt, from the chemical formula for it, NaCl. My doctor warned me about using that nackle, so I use garlic to add a little z..

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