Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Disrespectfuk

1. having sex with the fat girl. fucking a girl then cuming on her face. having sex with a browntown while lynching her at the same time...

Obama Pitch

1. An Epic Failureto any physical activity, like the starting pitch Obama made, that was thrown off camera. Guy 1:"Hmm, I don't ..

Riding Coat Tail

1. To sponge, mooch, free load, skate by, or do absolutely nothing but watch while somebody else does all the work and still somehow try to..

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