Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

8:40

1. The time of day to get twice as high as you where at 4:20. "its 8:40, lets get twice as high!" See 4:20, weed, high, stoned,..

Sock Laundry

1. Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother. i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to ..

Delmarie

1. someone who is actually dumber than she looks. is known to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. lacks common sense. girl: but babe, w..

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