Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

'bred

1. A Short Word For 'Inbred' person1:OMG Look At Her.. person2:Yeah, She's A Right 'bred See inbred, bred, 'bre..

Qwerk

1. (ka.werk) to be realy high, stoned, blown, etc. that blunt of kind bud got me qwerked!! See high, stoned, blazed, crisp, blown, sober..

Eagle Has Landed

1. part of speech: idiom Originally used by Neil Armstrong when the first man-made craft (the "Eagle") landed on the moon, now u..

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