Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Mashed Potatos And Gravy

1. Human seimen smothered all over female breasts. The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him...

W+k

1. wife plus kids "Yo dude, whachoo doin later?" "The w+k are gonna be at a movie, so imagonna get my jerk on!" See ..

Log Kisser

1. One who blows on fire or "firewood" in order to make it bigger Gosh Corbin, quit kissing the log you log kisser! See wood, f..

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