Shmlong

What is Shmlong?

a 1 inch phalis shaped object that appears between the legs and secretes shmegma throughout the day

Jarod had to change his diaper every 3 hours because his shmlong kept leaking shmegma

Naval Officer

1. A slang term for semen. Semen ~ Sea Man ~ Oceanic, Naval Man ~ Naval Officer Woah, girl, is that some naval officer on your shirt? Se..

Lame Stick

1. loser, plain and simple ; a nobody your a fuckin lame stick get a life you lame stick See lame, loser, gay, whack, boring, no life..

Zacklies

1. When a person's breath smells exactly(zacklie) like his butt. No one would ever kiss that boy, he always has the zacklies! See za..

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