Shmock

What is Shmock?


1.

Insult. Synonym to insults such as assand shit ... alleviating public use of more well-known potty words that could potentially bring unwanted ill-attention to one's self.

Do us a favor: Use your blinker ya freakin shmockhole!

2.

Literally meaning "jewellery" or "treasure", the yiddish word "schmock"/"shmock"/"shmuck" is usually used to refer to a cocksucking faggot or, if used with a possessive, to a mere cock. Other common yiddish slang words for a mantool are "schtick" and "putz". Each of them bears a slightly different connotation.

Aaron:"Berel is such a shmock!"

Yan:"A shmock indeed and a nebbish and a kaffer. He's been seen sucking putz for mos!"

Aaron:"Yeah, I've heared that mayse. He's meshugge!"

Yan:"He certainly is!"

Miryam:"Berel, stop scratching your schmuck! that's disgusting."

Berel:"Be still, woman! I scratch what I want."

Miryam:"Yea. Nor nisht in public, Berel. Nisht in public!"

See cock, dick, prick, mantool, putz, shtick, schtick, schmuck, yiddish

3.

A shoe-sock. An article of clothing that can be worn like a shoe but washed like a sock.

I love wearing shmocks, if I step in dog poo I can throw them in the washer and then the dryer like a pair of socks.

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