Shmoes Edit Meaning

1. ompty - adj. To appear British, slightly drunk and rather pleased with one's place in the world. Mainly used to describe academics..

1. A faloffle is a mini-waffle. Yet to be invented sure hell should be! I eight 8 faloffles after rampant sex with the milk women..

1. An oxymoron in pun form. A contradiction in terms - Oxford - the university which only accepts the brightest... Moron - an individual wi..