Shmoes Edit Meaning

1. The opposite of a raging hard on. You have never been so turned OFF in your life. Michael Jackson gives me a raging soft on!!! See li..

1. Small flecks of loose waste material, ejected from the digestive tract during defecation. The area behind the public was toilet spatter..

1. the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer fo..