What is Shmoff?
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a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.
2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
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Not whiping your anus after disposal of fecal matter for more than two weeks will lead to the developement of these fluids. When left al..
