Shmoffle

What is Shmoffle?

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.

"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."

See football, shmoffle, soccer, manger

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