What is Shmoffle?
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The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.
"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."
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a play on words towards zomg and/or zomf. it is used in a surpising or sudden sense. in rare cases it can be said in a comedic or sarcas..
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When you have sex with a 350+ pound women and have the circulation cut off from the waste down.
Oh man, that dude pulled a John Lowman ..
