Shmoge Edit Meaning

1. the useless skin around a pussy "Don't pay attention to that woman, it's what's down south that matters." See..

1. having to many touch screen electronics "dude everything you have is a touch screen! your phone, your ipod, even the remote for yo..

1. Alternate term used for an early morning turd. Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocke..