Shmoitz

What is Shmoitz?

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

See elves, gnomes, laughter, joy, trolls, anger, tears, sadness, sorrow

Unikorn

1. A dude who walks around in public with a visibly erect penis. Oh my God! It looks like Mike is wearing sweatpants without underwear ag..

Envelope Titties

1. When the breasts not only sag, but they sag outwards much like the flaps on an envelope. Jose: I'm not going to the gym today...Me..

Johnson'ed

1. =getting slammed in the anus! i was out wit my boy pat bainer and he johnson'ed that bitch.. See anus, butt, bainer, bitch, nick..

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