Shmonday

What is Shmonday?

1.

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

See shmonday, shitty, monday, off, good

2.

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

See smash, monday, menage, gangbang, skeezer

3.

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"

Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

See sunday, monday, day, etc.
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