What is Shmonday?
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when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday
Bob: is today sunday?
Bill: yeah it is
Bob: it sucked
Bill: yeah it did
Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow
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2.
The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.
Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.
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3.
Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.
Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"
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The act of trying to pick up two less than attractive women in the same bar, in hopes they will fight over you in the parking lot. This ..
