Shmong

What is Shmong?

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.

Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".

See schmong, ohrwurm, earworm, song

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Have A Bloody

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Blue Toothing

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