Shmong

What is Shmong?

To cause a song to be stuck in someone's head, especially one thought to be simultaneously infectious and distasteful.

Andrea shmonged me by changing her status message to "she's an easy lover".

See schmong, ohrwurm, earworm, song

Candling

1. to insert a candle stick up one's vagina, similar to fingering only using a candle instead of one's finger. Brian Kennedy wan..

Magikarp

1. The best Pokemon in the universe. It's Splash attack can do over 9000 damage to any Pokemon on the game. It's weaker form, Gya..

Jockette

1. The female equivalent of a jock. Both have the same personality and characteristics. Jocks and Jockettes usually tend to date each other..

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