Shmonkey Edit Meaning

1. To come into contact with a fixed (non-fixed) object with great force. Must say Zauce upon impact for correct usage. "That dog ju..

1. The act of excessivley ripping ass. Let me excuse myself from the dinner table, for I have to buumpsie. Instead of a buumpsie it might..

1. Stating the obvious in self defense after making a really stupid mistake. Person having lost their car keys: Well, its hard to find so..