What is Shmoo?
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First Drawn by Al Capp in his comic strip Li'l Abner in 1948.
The Shmoo is a small lovable creature. It laid eggs, gave milk, and died of sheer extacy when looked at with hunger. The shmoo loved to be eaten and could taste like any food you desire. Shmoo hide, cut thin, made a fine leather. Even shmoo whiskers made excellent toothpicks.
The shmoo had the power to supply the whole world with all of its' wants and needs.
The shmoo reproduces asexually, and only requires air to stay alive.
When you need something, go find yourself a shmoo.
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a word to describe someone who is lovely, saucy, and the best all in one. nothing can ever beat them.
John: 'You know Mia?'
Tom: 'Yeah, she is a right shmoo'
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Another word for the Female Genitilia - Vagina. Used mostly around the 60s and 70s, coming back into use.
She has a nice shmoo, id tap it.
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Die- Hard Lakers fan who thinks Kobe Braynt is G-D
He's been to every lakers game this season, he's such a shmoo.
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1. A dork and/or pathetic person.
2. Any white kid not brought up in the ghetto who listens to rap, anyone who listens to any form of emo, anyone who not brought up in a rural area who hopped on the country wagon cuz it's popular now.
1. That guy playing miniature golf by himself is a total shmoo.
2. "Hey guys wanna listen to some Atreyu"
"No, shmoo."
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An Iron, like for ironing clothes
"She hit me wit da shmoo. You know, the thing ya shmoo da clothes out wit."
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The greasy shitty cum juice that is the byproduct of anal sex.Usually found on bedsheets and pillows around the globe,this foul substance can cause vomiting,convulsions,and eventually leads to a repeated act of anal sex.
OMG I HAVE SHMOO ON MY PENIS!!!! Let us vomit and do it AGAIN!! WEEEEEE
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