Shmookems Edit Meaning

1. Adj. An extreme and rare act of retardation by a person who is not legally deemed mentally handicaped. An xtard at a zoo once decided ..

1. If someone reaches a 10 on the queefage chart (see queefage for details), then they are awarded the title queefdaddy. Guy: "wow, y..

1. The face of a man with a long, unkept goatee. Similar to a vagina in a bad 70's porno. "You need to shave. It's starti..