Shmoolagins Edit Meaning

1. The aerosol particles that are ejected from the anus during an exceptionally moist and scorching fart. There was much qettoe on my face..

1. Fear of an empty beer glass When your beer glass is empty and you get scared, its happened to all of us! See Jezza..

1. Clinical-sounding terms for personal or relatoinship issues, most commonly used by women. A combination of Oprah and Orwellian. Man: ..