Shmoompa

What is Shmoompa?


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A girl fat shorter than 4 foot 5 that looks like a man.The word shmoompa comes from half shman half umpa-lumpa.

chris stellings girlfriend is such a shmoompa.

See shmoompa, shman, bendaroo


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