Shmoopty

What is Shmoopty?

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

See girlfriend, slut, dirty, scandalous, cheating

+:)

1. +:) - a ascii drawing of a medic "hello, I am a medic, I have come to medicationize you +:)" See ):, :), :p, :b, lung..

Figuh

1. when you fuck a girl in the colon, then pull out and stick your dick in her mouth. slap her in the face then shove it in her vagina. tit..

2 And A Baby

1. 2 and half ounces 2 and a baby is 2 and a half ounces of coke or weed See drugs, coke, weight, weed..

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