Shmoopty

What is Shmoopty?

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

See girlfriend, slut, dirty, scandalous, cheating

Knob Polishing

1. continued stimulation of the head of the penis after ejaculation, when it's become uncomfortable, usually accompanied by verbal tau..

Adams Ale

1. Water - esp a non-alcoholic beverage. Consumed in bars by people who have to operate heavy machinery, aircraft etc or by wowsers. Tim: ..

Quakertown Brown

1. A really crappy weed. Usually brown and very little green. A whole ounce can get u half high. You: Im buying an 1/8 of weed for 5 bucks..

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