Shmoopty

What is Shmoopty?


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This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

See girlfriend, slut, dirty, scandalous, cheating


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