Shmoopty

What is Shmoopty?

This is when a close friend ends up dating a girl that is known to be both scandalous and dirty.

"Are you calling your Shmoopty?" or "I heard Kevin got himself a Shmoopty"

See girlfriend, slut, dirty, scandalous, cheating

Zelophile

1. Person sexually aroused by their own or their partner's jealousy. girl: "OMG WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO HER AND NOT ME I FUCKING ..

Eggy Puff Puffs

1. An disgustingly smelly egg based fart! Excuse me vicar, just a case of the old eggy puff puffs. See farts, rippers, egg fart, let rip,..

Constijerk

1. A constipated jerk. Preferably one that is really mean. Wake Waffe is a constijerk. See constipated, jerk, idiot, freak, loser, butt, ..

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