What is Shmooser?
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Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.
Your such a shmooser.
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n. person who has travelled widely and is not afraid to talk about it, ad nauseam.
(From Michael Palin, Monty Python veteran and modern..