What is Shmooser?
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Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.
Your such a shmooser.
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A small amount of sperm on a partner's upper lip. The Vanilla Hitler can be the product of
1. Partner A climaxing on Partner B&ap..
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give a fales statement or make up some shit to trick someone
"dont make friends with him! hes a liar and he will cheat you!"
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