What is Shmooser?
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Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.
Your such a shmooser.
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The act of putting a cell phone on vibrate, sticking it up ones anus, and then calling it from your home phone.
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