Shmooshmag

What is Shmooshmag?

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

See douchebag, douche, assface, levi

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Krabbler

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Flying Lemur

1. Whilst hanging from a ceiling fan, with erect penis, you fly by the girl and smack her on the cheek first. Then the second time you come..

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