What is Shmooze?
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v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.
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What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
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(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
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3.
(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
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4.
the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
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1. a funny name to call your teachers.
2. (edible) nuts that are colored rainbow.
2. ballsacks that are rainbow colored.
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it's that shiny blue black bowl cut emo kids run around with.
Dude, I just washed my emo helmet for the first time in weeks!
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when a girl doesn't wear underwear
She's free flapping, while Todd there is free balling.
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