Shmooze

What is Shmooze?

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile

I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake

See steve

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

See bullshit, shmoze, suck up, suck, up, bull, shit

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

See joe momma

Pissing Upside Down

1. Engaging in a frustrating pursuit that consumes more effort that it is worth. The idea is that "pissing upside down" is an ine..

Francisco

1. A man who you think highly of, even when you know all his faults. He is charming, and seductive, and handsome in his own way. He can mak..

Ronda

1. a smokin hot MILF Dude, his wife is a total Ronda. Oh, is that what the song is about? See milf, hottie, hottness, experienced, talen..

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