What is Shmooze?
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v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.
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What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.
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(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile
I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake
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(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.
Dude, you totally shmoozed her.
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4.
the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes
ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.
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Something that is utterly unbelievable, absurd, whack, impossible or otherwise rediculous or recockulous. Usually refers to things that..
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Struggling to extrude an extremely large turd
yesterday, in consequence of dom´s cooking, i was laxobigging for two hours.
See shit, d..
