Shmooze

What is Shmooze?


1.

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

2.

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile

I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake

See steve

3.

(verb) To awkwardly bull sh*t your way through in an important situation. Sometimes involves sucking up.

Dude, you totally shmoozed her.

See bullshit, shmoze, suck up, suck, up, bull, shit

4.

the stuff that comes out when a guy climaxes

ah shit, you shmoozed all over the bed.

See joe momma


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