What is Shmore?
1.
A combination of the a "smut" and a "whore". Originated in Morrisville PA.
Yeah, I'm down with the bitches and the shmores.
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2.
(N.)The incorrect way to pronounce 'smore'.
You shmoosh your shmore before you eat it.
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3.
1. a chocolate covered cream puff with sprinkles
2.a flying band of monkeys with seven symbold crashing on each ass cheek of their originating exponent
3.on wedenesdays, PEMDAS
4.to rename a fellow bird with angus beef attached to his left wing in the mid-winter season following december's granola bars discovered originally by Senor Arthur McBright and company troubadors
5.to shoot someone in the face while eating yellow popcorn on a bright sunny day with Beto Chavez in Montebelllo High School
The dusty shmore was found inside grandma's itchy lechuga pants.
