Shmork

What is Shmork?


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a verb used to describe a type of kissing... badly; one's tongue is curved (the "spoon") and the other's is bent up (the "fork"), making the lip-lock very uncomfortable. The "fork" in the kiss is the aggressive person..almost stabbing the other participant.

Girl 1: OMG i just saw you making out with that guy over there!.. he keeps looking around for you-what are you doing?

Girl 2: we need to leave NOW ! he's got to be THE worst kisser in the world... just shmorked me basically.

Girl 1: ahhh. the shmork. that's sickkkkkk.

See kiss, make out, lip lock, snog, peck, smooch, lick


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