What is Shmouse; Shmousie?
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A small or short mouse-like animal.
Someone who is very quiet and withdrawn and seems to blend into the woodwork.
Can be used as an endearing phrase or a put-down, depending on the inflection.
1) I love my little shmousie sized cat; she fits on my lap just perfectly.
2) That shmouse over by the bar better not ask me to dance, 'cause I'll just laugh in his face.
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To perform fellatio on a block of sweetcorn.
"Oh my God, did you see Paris Hilton at that party, she's such a fucking slut sh..
