Shmoused

What is Shmoused?

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie

Shmousie's what I love to eat

Bite theys little heads off

Nibble on theys tiny feet.

to be heavily inebriated, a mix of housed and smashed. One of the most drunken states.

1. I don't knoe if I hve evr ben so shmoused in my lyfe.

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