Shmower

What is Shmower?


1.

Jerking off in the shower.

VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

See Nick D

2.

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.


23

Random Words:

1. The act of 1 male placing his nutsack on another humans face while pointing his erect penis upward like an indian feather, such as the f..
1. pronounced {erg-nah}; FUCKING PISSED OFF!!! Girl 1: OMG I AM SO FUCKING YRGNA AT THAT SON OF A BITCH Girl 2: he is SAD! S-A-D! sad as ..
1. Poor mans casa. built above ground in iron wood trees. sid took a wife. being poor built a mexican house in a Palo Verde tree. It was a..