Shmower

What is Shmower?


1.

Jerking off in the shower.

VARIATIONS: shmleeping, shmitting around

Hold yo fuckin' horses, bitch! I just got out of the shmower... I'll get it up eventually!

See Nick D

2.

To masturbate during a shower.

He was shmowering and left a jizzy mess for the next person.


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